Quick steps to get started
Drag left and right (or use A/D or the arrow keys) to steer.
Run through blue and purple gates to grow taller, green gates to get wider, and avoid red ones.
Every ram block takes away the height written on it, so pick the weaker one.
At the finish, fight the boss: tap or press Space to punch, swipe or press A/D to hop back from his wind-up punch.
Knock him out to win coins and upgrade your start height and income.
What's it all about?
Tall Noob Man is a 3D hyper-casual runner where a blocky hero stretches taller and wider through number gates. Smash through ram blocks that cost height, dodge saws, hammers, boxing gloves and bowling balls, and finish every level with a physics boss fight in a boxing ring: tap to punch, swipe to dodge, knock the boss into a pile of crates. Unlock outfits, faces, hats, trails and pets, claim daily gifts and spin the wheel.
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